A. Jesus. He cleared the temple.
A. Job. He had the most patience.
A. Moses. He delivered all the children of Israel.
Q. Who was the greatest male financier in the Bible?
A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharoah's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
A. None. It was Noah who took animals on the ark.
Q. What kind of fruit did Noah take on the ark?
A. Pears (Pairs).
Q. Which animal on Noah's ark didn't come in pairs?
A. Worms. They came in apples.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
No, ah didn't
feel that raindrop.
Q. What did Noah say as he was loading the ark?
A. Now I herd everything.
Q. Why didn't Noah go fishing?
A. He only had two worms.
Q. Why didn't they play cards on the ark?
A. Because Noah was sitting on the deck.
Q. Did Noah have food on the ark?
A. Yes. He took Ham.
Q. How do we know Abraham was smart?
A. He knew a Lot.
A. Bildad the Shuhite (shoe-height).
Q. Which cars were mentioned in the Bible?
A. God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. And the apostles were all in one Accord.
Q. What was Boaz like before he got married?
A. Ruthless.
Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson. He really brought the house down.
Q. What happened in the first baseball game in the Bible?
A. Eve stole first, Adam stole second and Cain struck out Abel.
Q. What was the first thing Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out of the Garden of Eden?
A. They raised a little Cain.
Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children to explain why they got kicked out?
A. He said, "Your mother ate us out of house and home."
Q. Why couldn't Cain please God with his offering?
A. He just wasn't Abel.
Q. Who was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A. Moses. He broke all ten commandments at once.
Q. Who was the first person to play tennis in the Bible?
A. Joseph. He served in Pharoah's court.
Q. Why did Joshua feel like an orphan?
A. He was the son of Nun.
Q. Who was the greatest babysitter in the Bible?
A. David. He rocked Goliath to sleep.
Q. What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
A. The same middle name.
A. Genesis 1:1. In the big inning ...
A. Acts.
Q. What does BIBLE stand for?
A. Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth.
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